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Me: home from a long day.
Deb and the Girls™: sitting in the living room watching some crappy chick flick.
Me: I think I’ll watch some olympics video on the NBC site…
NBC: You don’t have the right version of Silverlight.
Silverlight: Do you wanna?
Mac: Hey!  Are you sure?
Silverlight: Well?  Do you wanna?
Silverlight: Where do you want it?
Silverlight: Are you sure?
Mac: Gimme the password.
Silverlight: Click this.
NBC: Still can’t play your video.
Me: Refresh.
NBC: Loading Video!
Video: <volume=”10x”> AD AD AD AD AD AD AD!!! </volume=”10x”>
Video: Crappy slideshow with telephone conversation and blurry B-Roll!!
NBC: Here’s three pop-behind ads for ya!

Me: …

How can they think that I’ll ever come back?